|The Devil Diet tm: Weight Loss Made Sinfully Simple tm|
Item Number: TDD
An absolutely effective approach to weight loss offered with humor (I hope). Who says there can be no fun in weight loss?
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DO NOT PURCHASE THIS BOOK IF reference to the Devil, Satan, the underworld, etc., offends you.
The Devil Diet tm: Weight Loss Made Sinfully Simple tm offers just about the simplest approach to weight loss imaginable. There is no need for lifestyle change, exercise, or changing the foods you eat.
The Devil Diet tm
Weight loss is nowhere near as
complicated as your experts make it out to be.
That is why they have an eternal
appointment to keep with me.
But until their time is up, I am
going to help you.
Because as administrator of the
underworld, I have a problem.
Hello, I am the Devil.
The problem is that my domain is
getting awfully crowded, what with all the overweight and obese people
arriving for an extended stay. “Extended” as in eternal.
That is a long time. And turnover
is, well, there is no real turnover.
So I am running out of room.
Therefore, I have to work quickly
and effectively to slim down the souls on the surface.
That way they will take up less
space, just in case…if you know what I mean.
To do this efficiently, I have
developed the simplest weight loss program that I could.
To follow it, you do not have to
make any lifestyle changes, engage in exercise or change foods.
And you will lose weight.
I guarantee it or your soul back.
It has to work. Because if it did
not, I would be looking at a job transfer. And believe me, I am not
interested in ending up in a worse place than this.
Have some sympathy for the Devil.
Give the Devil Diet tm a shot. All you have to
lose is the weight and I get to keep my job.